I'm really bad at taking micro-naps.

Because they're really never micro. Anyways, so lol, coincidentally, I was napping in the back seat of a car :L I was a bit dazed when I woke up and this is what I gathered: the sky was beautiful, I took a pic of it, Jess was driving and the car had a middle front seat. As in a seat where the gear stick thing is. LOL Collin sat in that seat and he was talking and I was like, Collin, where are you coming from?? Anyways, I think Alexandra sat next to him. By the way, the car had like three rows of seats. Anyways, so I was like, what are we doing, yo? And they were like, we're celebrating a birthday! And I was like who's?? And then bam, Vyncent from the left seat of the second row just turns around and gives me the, "Yo, it's my birthday, wth" look and I you know, do the usual, awww yeahhhhh I knew that, hbd. And Ben Shum was sitting on the right of the row, just so you know :L He didn't say much, he just glared. Anyways, I was just still sitting in the back seat with my head against the middle of the row, and I look to see if someone's next to me and it's some guy I've never met. I look away from whatsapp and towards him and he's like, Hey, I'm so&so. I don't remember what I heard but I repeated it, and he was like, no, so&so. And I repeated what I thought he said again, and he and Vyncent were like, noooo, NGOV! And I was like, THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. Anyways, I say I'm William and then I lie down a bit more :L And then I finally get back up to ask, so what do you do? And he answers really enthusiastically, Liverpool! And I was like, lol, not what I asked, in my head. And then I say again, what do you do?? And he's like, it's near the tafe, it's in Liverpool, it's near the tafe. And I'm like, lol, what's with you, I'M NOT ASKING THAT (in my head, of course) and then I'm like, so what do you DO there? And he's like, (I kind-of stopped listening there. I'm an asshole in my dreams also.) Anyways, Maria called in real life and so my dream was OVER. And I guess it's just further evidence that you remember interrupted dreams a lot easier. Bye now, time to let dust settle on this blog once again.

Blegh

So I just had a tiny nap and within it, I had the most distressing dream. I didn't dream of anything traumatic or whatever but I went in and out of sleep I think and now I feel a little sick. So it started in a bedroom. You could tell it was a big house, and I was acting as if it were my room, so apparently, in my dreams I have a big house. It turned out that I had invited Maria and Linda Nguyen over and we were just sitting there. And in the dream, I was having tiny panic attacks, being so afraid that they were bored. LOL I think there was salsa in the room and Maria spilled it on the side of my bed and I left to get a cloth or something and when I came back [the room was really dark for some reason, with only a computer monitor to light the room, by the by], Linda was just drooping in the computer chair on her phone and Maria was sleeping :L So I suggested that we go out, even though it was pretty late. And so we ended up in this area I had never been in real life. It kinda had a british feel. Like, it was a walled in area, between shops and stuff, with sandstone sorta brick walls and stuff. ... Anyways, I was wandering forward, thinking they were in front of me and then when I turned around, they weren't. And lol, I ran back and I was so pissed because they just walked around without me and didn't even bother to tell me I was going in a different direction :L And I found myself outside the women's bathroom, and opposite to the door, on a wall full of bag hooks, was Emily Tea's bag. You know, that old roxy one that had broken zippers. And so I stood outside and waited for them to come out. And in doing so, I listened to stuff on my phone. But then I somehow opened too many things at once? And it was on the net and lol, I remember thinking, wait, I don't have 3g how is this happening? Am I adding a crapload of money to my bill? I DON'T HAVE WIFI, WHAT. And LOL I was panicking again and I kept trying to cancel all the downloads but my fingers were too fat or something and it kept missing. And somehow my whole phone's theme was out of wack and there was like this forest theme with a wooden keyboard and I was so confused. And then it ended.... LOL

I was so confused and dizzy and I feel like vomiting. And you know what the weirdest part was? At I think the house part of the dream, I remember saying to Maria, sorry for the boredom, I'm not even sure if this is a dream or real life. Like, in the dream, I was a little aware. It was so weird! Granted it was a microsleep though so I wasn't in the deep dark depths of dreaming. LOL I woke up so relieved though that that didn't happen - that I didn't bore my houseguests to death :L

Acid Rainnnnnnn

It's begins like a fairytale... but how does it end? LOLOLOL I joke, it doesn't. Instead, it starts with the Simpsons. So I'm playing a game, and all I can see is the screen. Now the game is an old one. It doesn't exist, but it is like, old old, flat, 8-bit and all. And yeah, I try to skip the scene that it shows, which is pretty much chief wiggum asking the boys, who are drunkish, if they drank underage, and homer alludes to it. ... LOL Anywho, so suddenly, the dream stopped being so cartoon and became a movie :L The protagonist was the typical American teenage guy. Not particularly good-looking, long-ish brunette hair, angsty, punk-rock and you know, looks like Rich from skins after his haircut. I suck at describing things :L Anywho, so he's on a street in a suburban area, and in front of him is a very busy round-about and behind him, a set of stairs, like the ones in Canley Vale station, but uncovered and it goes over the road. Anywho, for some odd odd odd odd ODD reason, a bunch of pterodactyls fly out from a bush and distract a driver. Then, this driver's starts swerving around, out of control, and he causes a massive crash. I mean huge. And the main guy is all like, oohh, dammn, but then he realises that the massive amounts of sulfur oxides from the crash will cause acid rain! So he does something, can't remember what, to cover himself from the harm of the rain. And then at the top of stairs, on the other side of the road, he sees a really pretty girl. She's like a model, white also :L, and she has blonde hair and is in a nice white/creamish, soft dress. You know that kind that has see-though fabric but it's got a few layers so the dress itself isn't see-though. ... And so, he runs up the stairs, through the panicking people, and tries to cover the girl. But before he can reach her, she starts to skate down the middle of the stairs, as if there is a pole there. And he keeps running for her, but it already starts to rain, and he can see her skating away, and bleeding from the rain :( And then my brother's phone rang and I woke up :\ Yeah... Weird. And very intense :L Okay, that is all. BYE! :)

Stationery

Okay, so horrible dream last night. It wasn't a nightmare or anything, it was just very uncomfortable. So, pretty much, it was located here in the room I'm in now. So just a room with a sofa bed and TV and stuff, and with me were Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, Rachel and Joey. ...... And the whole thing was about these special pens. You see, I had just bought a bunch of new stationery, and was very excited to use them. But, there was a catch to the new pens. I had to inject myself with a special serum thing first. The serum pretty much looked like the pen ink, whichever colour, but diluted slightly. So it looked like thin cordial :L And yeah. For each coloured pen I had to inject myself with the corresponding needle. And weirdly enough, I actually had this dream another night before, and that was when I injected myself with the blue ink. And that went very well. My veins went very blue and there was no pain. But last night, when I had the dream again, and it was like a continuation, I had to go on to the  next colours. And that night, I decided that I'd inject the pink ink through my veins via my wrists. Which was bad. Because instead of inserting the needle at an angle, I did it straight on, straight down. And the pink ink ended up missing the veins, and lol, this  part was weird. The ink started to crowd my wrist. As in, it was under my skin, but my skin became slightly transparent and a thick ring of dilute pink started to form around my wrist. It was like my wrist was a bag of water and pink had been shoved in and it was so icky. I freaked out like crazy. And so the needle was still stuck in my wrist, right? And I pulled the handle of the needle back, to suck the pink back out and it did, and it was still so freaky and ajdsldkajflkdsjlfjldfa, bad bad bad. It was just really uncomfortable. Strangely though, I was not scared of using needles on myself. I just did LOL I remember Monica telling off Ross, and Ross defending himself by calling himself a doctor, saying he'd done this before :L ... I should take a break from friends... :L And yeah, dream went on to another colour and ended there. And now, I have this really weird feeling in my left arm. It's just so uncomfortably tingly. Ugh. Okay, that's it. BYE!

Anti-social

So, like, I had quite a strange dream yesterday. It was around 5, and I was at a train station. Not an existing one. It was cold, and it looked somewhat unfinished. I was with Jess and Huynh and they said stuff but I have no idea what. I was waiting for me train, and all of a sudden, Adam Crawford came in. We recognised each other, and we did this greeting shaking of the hands thing, and the strangest thing happened. It was a really complex way of shaking and you had to move around a lot :L And for some odd reason, our lips touched. LOL It was so weird. And it was Adam! LOL How random. And then he left :L And then there was the next part of the dream.

I'm not sure if it was a continuation of the last or completely new, but it was also weird. It started at my mansion. LOL Out front, that is. And I had an amazing house. I mean, damn. Twas huge. The front porch was the size of a football field. And on my porch were my parents, and two strangers. And they were sitting around this giant ship mast thing. LOL Like so:

Yeah. I know, I should've won the Archibald but oh well. Anywho, apparently, my parents believed me to be largely and unhealthily antisocial, so they hired two people to help me :L One of them was a guy, and he was pretty cute. Not bad, mind. Not bad. Anywho, apparently, they advised my parents to let me skip school and stay home the next day, allow me to sleep in until noon and then take me out somewhere fun or where there is nice food. ... Yeah, lol, this was the night after my last half yearly so... :L I wonder what I'll dream after the HSC :L Yeah, that was it. Speaking of cute guys, lol. Check out the first two seconds of this vid.



This guy is so damn fine and the way he says "whassup, baby." is so argh. LOL One day, max, one day, we shall be one with each other O_O

Pieces

Hey, guys. So I had a dream on Saturday, and I wrote it down. Well, kinda. I wrote down a few words and they were supposed to trigger my memory. And... Well it's not working out :L So, instead of a long story, I shall give you the list of words I wrote half-asleep:

• Pham
• Ninjas
• Game got very hard. Difficulty down?
• Gun
• P shop (I think that was me writing porn shop subtly so anybody who was reading the list wouldn't get too weirded out :L)
• Rich guy
• Yellow walls
• Mice son
• Snap at wrong man

LOL And that's where it stops :L Welps, take all that as you will. My job here is done. Well, not really. I kinda need to actually put the pieces together, but no! I shall leave that to you! Enjoy and goodbye :)

Atlantis in Japan

Yay, weird dream again! So it consisted of an excursion to a Japanese theme park. I think it was for Science. I think my dream was really a sign saying "We should go to a Japanese underwater theme park for a science excursion." Quite frankly, I agree :L Anywho, it started before the excursion where I was drawing signs and stuff. LOL Huynh was there and he approved of them ... yay. And then we entered - YAY! It wasn't very Japanese looking at all. In fact, I think it was only the sign that said 'JAPAN' that was the Japanese part of it :L Anywho, we entered and got onto the rollercoaster! It was fun. I remember drawing the reactions of people on the ride before we entered. Danny also approved of it. LOL He must've been blind. Here is the picture by the way. Or what I remember.

LOL I think the last part was because there was this certain soundtrack in my head at the time. ...

Okay, so I went to get something to eat and at one point there was this cabinet full of cake, chocolate and icecream. You were to buy a cup and fill it  I was standing there deciding whether or not I should buy it. LOL It seemed like a very big rip-off to me. ... Yeah, I'm also very cheap in my dreams :\ So I ended up not getting the cup and I headed for ze underwater part of the trip.

It started at a small cave and Mr Georgiou (LOL I don't know how to spell) told us to scrape some icky crap off of something and to throw it into the fountain. I didn't and don't understand why it was necessary though because it changed nothing and we crawled through the hole either way. So yeah, Mai and I went through the hole and explored the place. It was a very pretty place too. It was like an underwater, ancient city with lots of Greek culture crap. Which was weird because the theme park was Japanese ... But yeah, Miss Bremert was leading the group and she said we were not to touch or move anything at all. I walked around and walked past Harley from Lansvale. He also went on to CVHS. But left at one point. He broke glass. Everybody was giving him bad looks. LOL I think my dream is telling me that people love glass. Mhmm. And I walked on. John Whore decided to pop up from behind a block and I blew bubbles into his face. So that meant that we were breathing underwater and yet we were walking around as if we were on the surface. Yeah, the logic just gets weirder guys. Because afterwards I met up with Trinh and we walked around. And then, for some odd reason, Ms Rogers decided to threaten us with a phoenix. ... And yeah, we ran and she chased us with a lit phoenix flying above her. LOL We escaped of course :) But I do remember almost falling over when the stairs got really steep. LOL It was terrifying. And yeah. That's pretty much where it stopped. Hm.